It’s been said there are two kinds of women. The first set ponders, What does he see in her? The second set remasters conjecture, What does she see in a he?

"Chronicles of the Cetian System - year 3475 - day 687 - Document XXXZ6873984..."

He had wanted to take a bus (perhaps even several) out of the city to a flea market specializing in antique, collectible postcards...